28 Feb 2009

MY MUM & SISTER WENT HOLIDAY TO CEBU

I am so jeaulos! Wish I could join them.. Bah Mum, thanks for the bag. 

Kie.. if you happen tiguk ni blog bili lagi satu bag aa.. yang ada pink colour kio. Say to mum and onong ngan lupa sia kalu shopping, jeaulos abis sia ni hehehee....

o.. and i already removed this blog background music. I know, sometimes it can be annoying.

27 Feb 2009

KINDNESS, A SERVICE LIKE NO OTHER

In today’s world everybody including us is searching for kindness, when we get it do we give back? That is if we have any.

When we see a person help an old lady cross the road, we would say “what a kind person”. But would we do the same thing if we were the 1st person to see old lady who want to cross the road. We might just only look or stare at the old lady how she crosses the road. Am I right? 

Is something wrong with us? Where is the kindness? If not us? Then who?

THIS POOR WOMAN IS TO BE ADMIRED


I took this picture sometimes last year. I volunteered to help kampung people filled in the Depart. of Social Welfare Forms and took pictures of their homes in Kg. Goshen, Kota Marudu. 

We all know how tough life can be being poor,  but one thing I admire this poor woman in the picture is she never use her poor state to beg charity. In order to support herself she's sells corns and veges at Pekan Sunday Market. She even support her daughter and son-in-law as well! (tsk, tsk, tsk, shame, shame) which lives a few meters behind this poor woman's home. Both of them are still healthy couple and yet cannot support themselves. They have the abilities to find jobs but laziness made them poor. Kaki Loteri lagi tu both of them. You might have stumble or see them riding a bicycle along Jalan Goshen towards Pekan (macam dlm wayang P.Ramlee kasi naik girlfriend di depan basikal bah kakaka...) to buy lottery. 

How I know this, well.. to tell you the truth a few years back my mum tried to help the couple. Give them jobs and a sulap to stay but it turn out "harapkan pagar, pagar makan padi".

I want to say that sometimes we cannot blame others for not helping the poor. Helped were done but they themselves tidak berusaha keluar dari belenggu kemiskinan. To much depends on govt. help. Betul ka tidak? 

Any comments are welcome.

25 Feb 2009

POLITICAL JOKES

kakakaakaa....
Ex-YB-by mohd tegap lawakjenaka.com

Setelah disingkirkan tanpa sebab sebagai mewakili rakyat maka Ex YB ini pun telah menjadi calun Parti Bebas.Tapi timbul pula masaalah lambang

Penasihat: "Jika susah sangat untuk mencari lambang kita gunakan lambang mangkuk sajalah "

Ex YB: "Awak ni nak saya hilang deposit ke ? awak tahu tak jika kita gunakkan lambang magkuk nanti yang datang mengundi aku semuanya magkuk mangkuk berayun.......naya aku." 

Penasihat: ?????????? iyer tak yer juga

Sketsa Politik-by myaries lawakjenaka.com

Ade sebuah bas ni pnuh ngn ahli politik. Tetiba bas 2 tebalek ms0k dlm gaung. S0rg 0rg kmpg yg brdekatan tlah mliht kmalangn  e2.

org kmpg: semua dh matiker?

jritnye pd 0rg dlm bas tersbut.

org politik: blum!! Sya dn 2 0rg kwan sya msih hdup..

tnpa mghiraukn kta org p0litik trsbut, 0rg kmpg e2 trus mnanam bas trsbut brsma 0rg2 ddlmnye.

kbes0kn hrinye, wrtwn tlh dtg utk mnemu bual 0rg kmpg trsbut.

wrtwn: bt0lke sume ahli p0litik dlm bas 2 dah mati?

org kmpg: x, msih ada 2 0rg yg mngaku mreka msih hdup.

wrtwn: (dgn nada trkjut) hbis 2 knape awk tnm sumenye, kn ada yg msih hdup?

0rg kmpg: biasalh tuan, ckap 0rg p0litik skang ni bkan bley pcaya kan?

wrtwn: ??????

REALLY FUNNY JOKES

Hilarious. I laughed until tears rundown on my checks. 

joke#1-There were three wannabe astronauts, a Russian, an American and an Irishman, sitting in a bar.

The Russian says "Us Russians are the best because we were the first in orbit."

The American says "Us Americans are the best because we were the first on the moon."

Then the Irishman says, "Well us Irish are going to be the first on the sun."

With that the American and the Russian look at the Irishman and say "You'll get burnt you idiot."

The Irishman replies, "We're going at night ya morons!" 

Joke#2-An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all in the jungle being persued by a tribe of savages. The savages are closing so they 3 friends decide to hide up trees. The savages reach the trees, and think they look suspicious.

They shake the first tree, which contains the Englishman. "Caw, Caw," is heard from among the leaves. "It's a parrot," says the savages.
They move to the next tree, which contains the Scotsman, and shake it. An "eek, eek," is heard. "It's a monkey," says the savages.
They shake the third tree, which contains the Irishman. All that is heard is a single "Mooooo"....

LESSONS IN LOGIC

  1. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.  
  2. Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect......so why practice? 
  3. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? 
  4. Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak. 
  5. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 
  6. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 
  7. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
  8. Never put off the work till tomorrow.. what you can put off today.
  9. "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep 
  10. There should be a better way to start a day.. Than waking up every morning
  11. "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk
  12. "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours
  13. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
  14. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know; So.. why learn. 

23 Feb 2009

OMONG ABOUT UNI. GRADS

I heard many complaints from my friends that uni. grad. are lazy nowadays. Those hardworking one are hard to find. Few years back, I interviewed a jobseeker grad from UPM major in accounting and finance to assist admin/HR and accounts depart. 

Me :  "Selamat pagi cik A... terima kasih kerana datang awal ke temuduga ini. Cik ada bawa sijil2 original?"
Cik A : "Ada.."
Me : "Ok, cik A pernah bekerja sebelum ini?"
Cik A : "Pernah"
Me : "Jawatan apa tu cik A dan ceritakan tugas -tugas yang diberikan, maksud saya pengalaman cik  semasa menyandang tugas tersebut?"
Cik A : "Saya bekerja sebagai kerani akaun di bla bla bla... , saya buat semua akaun syarikat tersebut dan juga tutor sambilan dalam matapelajaran matematik bla bla bla..."
Me : "Jadi cik A ni pengalaman buat fullset account seperti debit, credit, balance sheet, profit/loss semua tu?"
Cik A : "Ya boleh"
Me : Cik A boleh issue cheque? Journal? semua tu?
Cik A : "Ya boleh"
Me : "Jika sekiranya pihak kami mengambil cik A sebagai pembantu tadbir & akaun di syarikat ni, selain dari menyediakan report akaun, cik juga kena menyediakan checkroll gaji pekerja setiap bulan. Sanggupkah cik A overtime menyiapkannya semua hingga larut malam?"
Cik A : "Ya sanggup" Aik buli tahan sanggup juga dia? Bagus tanya lagi soalan lain heheee...
Me : "Cik A syarikat ni mempunyai 2 nurseri dan 2 kem yang terletak jauh dari bandar. Pekerja pun ramai. Jika cik dihantar meng-audit ke kem atau nurseri tersebut bersama beberapa orang pekerja dari pejabat. Cik A sanggup kah? kadang2 kena bermalam"
Cik A : "mmmmm... ya sanggup" Aik buli tahan.
Me : "Soalan terakhir, sanggupkah cik A menghadapi tekanan kerja, aku ni paling tegas di  bahagian pentadbiran"  Hinted her that be very very afraid of letty. Awas letty orang garang kakakaa...
Cik A : "Ya sanggup" 

Since semua boleh dan sanggup, I hired her on 6 months probation. After her 6 months probation wah! indah kabar dari rupa hmm.. correct me if i'm wrong or is it cakap tidak serupa bikin? whatever, so decision, decision, somebody had to it. I going to fire her! But my big bos saved her, said to give her another chance *sigh*. 

Me : "Cik A sila berjumpa dengan saya selepas kerja petang ini. Saya nak berbincang tentang pengesahan pekerjaan kamu"
Cik A : "OK"

After work
Me : "Cik A tempoh percubaan kamu sudah tamat.. sepatutnya saya sudah keluarkan surat pengesahan pekerjaan kamu. Tahu kenapa saya tidak keluarkan surat tersebut?"
Cik A : "Tidak tahu"
Me : "Begini  saya trus terang dengan kamu prestasi kerja kamu amat mengecewakan. Saya lihat kamu lebih cenderung bersembang dengan pekerja yang lain. Saya tidak melarang kamu bersembang atau bercerita dengan sesiapa pun tapi tangan mesti bekerja. Tapi, saya lihat kamu setiap hari berhenti buat kerja melepak di depan meja si.... Lepas kena tegur baru mahu buat kerja cepat2 itu pun cincai sehingga saya kena buat balik kerja kamu. Bukankah itu buang masa. Bahagian akaun pun komen kamu salah issue cek dan journal. Kamu juga tidak pernah berjumpa dengan saya atau pun dengan si .... tentang masalah kerja kamu. Dulu semasa temuduga kamu cakap sanggup itu sanggup ini. Dimanakah kesanggupan itu?" 

Cik A : mmm...

Me : "Saya harap kamu faham mengapa saya tidak mengeluarkan pengesahan pekerjaan kamu. Bos cakap beri kamu peluang lagi untuk memperbaiki prestasi kerja. Oleh itu, saya beri kamu 3 bulan lagi percubaan. Kamu faham apa yang saya katakan tadi?"
Cik A : "ya, faham"

Less than 3 months Cik A resigned. Phew! Lucky for me no more headache. Later I found she also giving out P&C information to outside our depart adee... 

I hope all those uni. grads. take note that having a degree cert. does not guarantee your place in the  workforce. 

21 Feb 2009

ROME ITALY HERE I COME!

I have a chance going to Rome, Italy this coming August 2009 for 2 weeks Yahooo... Everything is paid except for air ticket :(  All I need to do is join a dancing troupe hehe... 

CENSOR BLOGS TO STOP OFFENSIVE MESSAGES

This article is from The Star Online (http://thestar.com.my)

INTERNET has become the most powerful device today to communicate with the rest of the world. It is very easy and fast to communicate with anyone, no matter where one is.

One of the common ways to communicate is through blogs. Blogs are used to express our views on certain topics under discussion.

A string of comments follows the blog topic until it is withdrawn and put into an archive or destroyed.

Normally, when using blogs, the participant keys in the message and once done, it would be uploaded into the blog spot.

The process takes place either instantly or would only be uploaded after the message has been censored and edited.

Which is the best mode for blog messages, free or censored? Many of you might say free. I too prefer the same.

However, there are some irresponsible and inconsiderate individuals who abuse the freedom allowed in blog messages. They use very vulgar and offensive messages in the blogs.

I do understand some teens and those young at heart and also those whose messages are meant to look like that of an opposite sex, just want to have fun .

However, if we left the entertainment and leisure blogs uncensored, it would mean whatever that was keyed in will appear exactly on the screen.

There are some who do not know where to draw the line. Even in the more serious news and educational blogs, they use vulgar and sensitive remarks.

Such nonsense should be stopped before it breaches the tolerance level.

The royals have been the latest victims especially during the political crisis in Perak. The politicians and other celebrities have been their targets for a long time.

The culprits might think no one would know who posted the messages.

On the contrary, the authorities can easily trace them just by referring to the IP Address, Line Number and other latest gadgets.

Hence, they must either be careful using these blogs or face the music if he go overboard.

Let us use the blogs sensibly and responsibly with due consideration.

P. SRITHARAN, Johor Baru.

My advice is berhati-hatilah semasa menyeberangi jalan raya jangan sampai kena saman,  if you know what i mean ; )

20 Feb 2009

TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE - SCHOOL DAYS

Reading my friends blog had triggered trip down to memory lane in my school days.. "Sigh" school days. So I posted these pictures. Story2 will come later la aa...  

18 Feb 2009

THE DOERS AND THE TALKERS

I meet people everyday,  automaticly my mind will distinguish the talkers and doers. To be honest, I hate "the talkers" a.ka. "Tin Kosong". Talks loud, talks know-it-all but actually knows nothing. They like to preach, preach, preach but do not practise what they preach.

I like to hang out people who is a talker and a doer. For example, they said they would like to help poor people in kampung, next thing you know, you will see them in the kampung do community services or charities. 

In politics, people says "oh.. I'm that, I'm this or did this, did that" but in realities they glued their butts on the coffee shop chairs for hours passing their golden time to waste. 

But I wonder why "the talker" are succesful then me! Why? Why? This really make me nuts just thinking about the answers I get! 

(to be continue... )

17 Feb 2009

LAUNCHING E-GEOFARMER@FAMA KOTA MARUDU 18/02/2009 10AM



To all readers of my blog, tomorrow February, 18, 2009 10am YB Datuk Dr. Maximus J. Ongkili will be launching e-GeoFarmer@FAMA infront of Kedai More Chance, Kota Marudu. All are welcome.

Don't forget to singgah my stalls ar.... hehehee... I am selling some local crafts and herbal drinks.

LETTY GOES BANGANG LEARNING HTML

I want to change my template with my own style la konon2. So I downloaded E-book on editing HTML. How hard can it be? Its look simple and easy for reading! mind you but try editing, bangang trus! But I wouldn't give up yet. After that I'm going .COM hehhehee...

Reasons why I need to learn HTML? (duh...)  As you can see at the left side column, my playlist is to big, can fit. Tried a few times changing the HTML pun masi tak menjadi. 

13 Feb 2009

PICTURES OF ANA'S NEWBORN BABY BOY


 <-- nior (my bro), ryan (ana's 1st son), baby (ana's newborn son) and Asri a.k.a Teo (ana's hubby)

ITS A BOY!

My kid sister gave birth to a baby boy this morning. Weighting 3.4kg. Will post pictures this evening. My camera is with Asri, my brother-in-law. 

11 Feb 2009

BLOG PICTURES HIJACKED

Have you ever wonder that someday your pictures might be downloaded without your permission, and end up somewhere worst like a personal add in xxx website. Tidak ko mo pengsan. People who knows you might think you are the one who post it. And who knows your pictures might win a prize and somebody took the credits! 

Well last night it came to my senses that it could happen to me.. So I have been thinking ways to do to protect my pictures being downloaded, so I surf the net for solution. I found out that no matter what you do to protect your pictures or images, people still have ways to download it. The safest way is not to post pictures. Apa punya advise ni?!!

Solution, I pick watermarking la... You all might notice I had watermarked some of my pictures. At least people can tell that the pictures were downloaded from my weblog.

7 Feb 2009

MY COUSIN MELVIN ROY DANIEL MALIGIR PASSED AWAY TODAY

I received news that my cousin Melvin Roy passed away today. QE Hospital had conducted post mortem this morning. I'll be going there this evening. The funeral service will be tomorrow. 

5 Feb 2009

LOVE IS NOT EASY. LOVE COSTS

Sometines we forget the difference betweeen symbols and substance when Valentine's Day rolls around. Spurred on the all the hearts, cupids, and lacy cards we see in the stores, we may unconsciously stake our self-esteem on whether or not we're remembered with a box of chocolates or a pretty bouguet. Of course we want to be and have sweetheart on this official feast day of love! *Sigh* *Sigh* osodih for me... Who wouldn't?

But that doesn't mean that those of us who are not romantically involved are either unloved or unlovable. Romantic tokens are flattering and fun - but tokens are not love itself. Many of the Valentine tokens being given today are inspired by a sense of obligation - Some are even given to reduce guilt or to show off. Love itself costs a lot more than long-stemmed roses or even diamonds.

Real love is measure out in steadiness, commitment, unselfishness over the long haul. It has to do with willingness and forgiveness and just plain fortitude. It means... being consistently mindful of someone else's welfare. 

If we are engaged in such relationships, we are fortunate indeed, whether or not we have someone on hand today to tell us how wonderfull we are. It's love itself that's wonderful, not the tokens.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! 

FUNNY VIDEO MUST WATCH

Since I was a child I loved watching funny movie of P. Ramlee. But this dusun version lagi funny. Must watch for yourself :) 

4 Feb 2009

GODIVA GODIVA GODIVA.....

*Sighh...* GODIVAAAAA where are you? I miss you, I need you now...  Alo! jangan salah sangka ya. Godiva is a belgian chocolate la... 

I am REALLY in bad mood right now, feel like screaming at someone. Godiva is my comfort food. 1 bite makes all is calm and all is bright heehehee.... 

This bad mood of mine was triggered by someone (can't mentioned name). Someone that made a VERY bad judgement. Geram betul saya. I have a feeling that someone is motivated by $$$. Now, I am worried. I do not know how to tell people that their high hopes were crushed to the ground.

I better go to milimewa now to find an alternative replacement for my Godiva. Tomorrow I'll tell them the bad news when my mood is okay-dokie. 

2 Feb 2009

I'M BACK!

Yes, we manage to go back early... we reached home about 6:30pm : ( It rained the whole day, I got wet and now I have a terrible headache, .. and my butt hurts! No cushion bah... sitting inside my uncle vehicle from Kg. Sorisim to Kg. Bambangan. Anyway I took some pictures of the gotong royong activities.

<-Guess whos this person hehehehe.... funny kan?


<-Selfphoto 


<-Preparing lunch

<- Preparing lunch




KG. BAMBANGAN MARAK PARAK GOTONG ROYONG

Today I wont be home. I am going to Kg. Bambangan Marak Parak at 6:00am for gotong royong. I am not sure whether can get home this evening or not. It all depends. Might stay overnight.

1 Feb 2009

I DIDN'T KNOW CLASSIC CANON HAS A ROCK VERSION

Play and listen rock abis...


TODAYS YOUTH OF KOTA MARUDU

Last night I tried to sleep early but simply couldn't. Hmmm… Must be the ice blended Red Guara fault that kept me wide awake. Since I cannot sleep, I switched on my laptop and did some editing on my blogs. Change here and there (notice or not?).

 All of a sudden I felt hungry. Cook supper? Me. No. Lazy.  I looked at my laptop time shows baru 11:30pm ahuh! Jack’s Seafood Restaurant still open. Then, took my car key and drive to Pekan Goshen. I ordered fav “tapau” fried rice with crispy salted fish (plus chicken salad as side order very hungry mar… heheheee...)

 While driving back home with my “tapau”, I saw youths walking funny on the roadside. Sure drunk! I saw one of them is underage alamak what becoming of youths today. Where are their parents? Are they aware, their kids not at home, on the street, drunk?  

Belum habis story story lagi, and then as usual 5:45am in the morning go jogging but not Jln Lotong! I was chased and barked at by crazy dogs near Jln Belanda, mind you big dogs bah! Takut saya. So, I jogged at town padang. Upon arriving near the astaka ahdee… those same youth I saw last night bah, sleeping closely together on the astaka stage. Lucky, those youth are not sleeping on the road. I remembered somewhere 2006 or was it 2007 there was a drunken boy who passed out on the road and run over by a vehicle.  Hot story tu. Attention to all parents in Kota Marudu wasn’t that enough lesson learnt? Hello! *knock**knock* Parents  wake up.