LESSONS IN LOGIC

1. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.  
2. Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect......so why practice? 
3. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? 
   
4. Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak. 
   
5. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 
   
6. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 
   
7. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
   
8. Never put off the work till tomorrow.. what you can put off today.
   
9. "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep 
   
10. There should be a better way to start a day.. Than waking up every morning
    
11. "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk
    
12. "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours
    
13. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
    
14. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know; So.. why learn.