Hilarious. I laughed until tears rundown on my checks.
joke#1-There were three wannabe astronauts, a Russian, an American and an Irishman, sitting in a bar.
The Russian says "Us Russians are the best because we were the first in orbit."
The American says "Us Americans are the best because we were the first on the moon."
Then the Irishman says, "Well us Irish are going to be the first on the sun."
With that the American and the Russian look at the Irishman and say "You'll get burnt you idiot."
The Irishman replies, "We're going at night ya morons!"
Joke#2-An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all in the jungle being persued by a tribe of savages. The savages are closing so they 3 friends decide to hide up trees. The savages reach the trees, and think they look suspicious.